Why did you even bother? Shitty games, no schwag, and no booth whores. Even the creator of the Metal Gear series, Toejammy Kajagoogoo, learned enough English to say "E3 Sucks" at the Konami press conference (which itself was a task to endure).

In conclusion, thanks for nothing. If it's like this next year I'll have more fun staying home and punching myself in the nuts -- which I've been known to do from time to time.