There's this new Jon Woo game whose name I can only seem to remember for a few seconds at a time. Seriously, I think I had to ask my friend the name of this game like 11 times today.

It stars Jackie Chan Jet Li Chun Li Chow Yun Fat as the main character and has all kinds of kick ass action movie type shit that you can do. You can dive and shoot in all kinds of directions, slow the action down with bullet time, and even take a shit on your enemy's chests. Okay, I may have made that last part up, but overall the game is pretty cool.

The only drawback I see is that it pretty much utilizes every single trigger, button, and switch on your controller which is confusing as hell. I like games that use a maximum of three buttons (one of which can be the directional pad). Why? Maybe it's because the last console I owned was a NES. Or maybe it's because I have a learning disability (asshole). Bottom line is the controls take some getting used to.

I think I spent the majority of my time playing this game at the airplane hangar because it was either that or play one of the other two games that were on display. Just funnin' ya, pee wee, it's actually a decent game. You should buy it. In fact, buy two copies and give one to me as payment for this awesome review.